Someone called Santa at three o'clock in the morning. Caller: Is that the Community Hospital? Santa: No, it's not. This is a private residence. Caller: I must have the wrong number. Sorry to trouble you at this time of night. Santa: Ah, it's no trouble. I had to get up anyway to answer the phone.
Banta: Why is it that almost all serial killers are men. Santa: That's simply because women like to kill only one man slowly and steadily!
Santa: A friend of mine had an arguement with his wife so they decided to flip a coin to choose a name for their new son. Banta: So what exactly did they name him? Santa: Tails!
Santa to his friend, "I and Banta were stuck on the escalator for almost 4 hours. Friend: Why didn't you walk down? Santa: Because we were going up!
Banta: I really believe you have stopped your worrying. What brought about the changer? Santa responded cheerfully, "My troubles are more real than they used to be"!